July 2012
89 posts
Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark headcanons →
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- Bruce has been watching Tony on TV for years, copying whatever Tony does in order to keep up his “playboy” public image
- Tony listens to AC/DC and Bruce always claims he hates it, but when Tony’s gone, Bruce puts on one of Tony’s hoodies and listens to AC/DC on his ipod
- Tony tells reporters that he has a crush on Batman, just to annoy Bruce; he also constantly teases Bruce about keeping Batman a secret
- Tony makes Bruce do all the things he pretended to do before; base jumping, spelunking, taking the entire Russian ballet out for a trip at sea
- Alfred and Jarvis compete with each other
- After Tony talked him into it, Bruce agreed to switch his Batman suit with Tony’s Iron Man suit for one night
- Their many mansions are filled with holes and fire damage
- Bruce idolized Howard Stark when he was little
- Neither Bruce nor Tony noticed when it was Christmas
- Tony secretly loves it when Bruce does the Batman voice during sex
- Tony once borrowed Batman’s Tumbler to go pick up some groceries and left it parked in the Fire Lane
- Bruce once flew around Wayne Manor in an Iron Man suit
- Stark Industries and Wayne Enterprises became partners
- Bruce and Tony bought out NASA because they inherited enough money when their parents died
- They can’t agree on anything; what type of toothpaste to buy, which one of them should go save the city while the other cooks dinner.
